October 2011
September 2011
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oh lol 4000 posts.
woah.
Show Tonight!
Playing a bar in Boone.
College town, bar, friday night? This is going to be awesome.
JUST VIDEOCHATTED JAMIE FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS TOO.
that girl is cool, guys.
NOW I’M VIDEOCHATTING MY BROTHA!
GUYS I GOT A TATTOO.
PICTURES COMING SOON.
my name's kierra and i am a doof.
you weirdy.
You're welcome McLovin
http://thetellingtruth.tumblr.com/ and http://kaseybassism.tumblr.com/ are the best bros ever.
Agreed.
my name’s tyler and i’m getting a tattoo
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You wanna add another candidate? It’s like the Republican primary is like a season of American Idol in reverse, where every week, you just add another idiot. …First you guys wanted (Michele) Bachmann, then (Rick) Perry — now (Chris) Christie? You know what, Republican base? Meet me at camera three!
(To camera three.) Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe your candidates aren’t the problem — maybe it’s you? You’re hard to please or figure out! You’re unrealistic! I mean, you’re pro-life, yet — (rolls tape of GOP members applauding Texas’s death penalty) — what was that? You’re afraid of ‘death panels,’ yet for uninsured coma patients — (rolls tape of GOP members shouting ‘YEAH!!!’ when Ron Paul was asked if a patient without health insurance should be allowed to die) — that’s the crowd: ‘YEAH!!!’ You guys ‘support the troops’ — well except for Captain Creatine over here (rolls tape of gay U.S. Army soldier who asked GOP candidates if they’d repeal DADT — and was booed by GOP debate crowd).
It’s like the Republican base is at war with its own talking points: ‘I want someone who’s gonna cut taxes — and balance the budget! Someone who’s a skilled orator — that doesn’t talk all fancy! The child of poor immigrants — who will build a fence to keep them out of this country! Someone who’s strong enough for a man — but Ph-balanced for a woman!
…It’s like your ideal candidate is a rare, super-heavy element that can only exist in a particular particle accelerator. And even then, only for a fraction of a second. Before you all remember how much you hate science.
You guys need to take a long, hard look in the mirror, and not come away thinking ‘Hey, there’s something wrong with this mirror.’
” —JON STEWART, on media-fed rumors that New Jersey governor Chris Christie may enter the GOP presidential race — as well as the hypocritical sentiments of the Republican party — on The Daily Show. (via valjeans)
This whole bit was brilliant, favorite line in the whole thing was “Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe your candidates aren’t the problem — maybe it’s you?”
-Joe
This quote is perfection.
(via thesarcasmstore)
I ain’t sayin she a gold digger but she did move west to california in 1849.
“I want to know you moved and breathed in the same world with me.”
—F. Scott Fitzgerald (via kierraaaaaaa)
In Fear And Faith
Circa Survive
In Fear and Faith — Circa Survive
“I never wanted a partner and I never loved you, now you are free to leave.”
GUYS THE COOLEST THING JUST HAPPENED.
alright, so, i’m a hungry boy after i finish my first class on wednesdays. I went to coyote jack’s and got a burger and some jalapeno poppers. well, i’ve been eating these jalapeno poppers for a while. there was only one left, and out of pure lack of motor skills, i hit the lil container guy off my table. this is where shit GETS REAL.
so, i see the last popper fly out of the falling container, SO I DIVE OUT OF MY CHAIR, AND SAVE THE LAST POPPER FROM HITTING THE GROUND.
while the container goes flying.
shit was pretty cash, guys.
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Coheed and Cambria | The Light And The Glass
But you, you, you. You had better things to do.
Le sigh
